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I am spam, spam I am.

Mon Sep 4, 2006, 3:56 PM
Hello everybody. I am a recent member of Deviantart so DON'T ASK, I know my way around.
One way or another I will revolutionize spamming-and with this particular site, I will not only change spamming forever I can push it out as an art form.
The reason I do this is to reinforce spamming so that it isn't considered a waste of space-or junk-but instead a comical writing meant to show humor on friendly terms.
In any event I am banned, I'll create a new account under the name of "Attorney-At-Law2".
If you want to join my cause i'll be more than happy to allow you. You need only watch me.

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:icondarkangelkalika:
Humour on friendly terms? How so? It's annoying, thats all one can really say. (Try running several large chatrooms and dealing with frequent random idiots spamming.)

Spam. Eat it.

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:iconattorney-at-law:
I'm all for spam. But I don't want to encourage frequent spamming. And furthermore if one sees it as annoying thats THEIR perspective. But thanks for asking. I'm glad you were curious about me.

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:iconattorney-at-law:
F**k, I forgot to hit reply. @_@

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:finger:I am the master of spam. Deal with it.
The Elite Five Deviants
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:iconattorney-at-law:
I remember this one dream I had recently. I don't remember everything that happened but I'll try my hardest.

You see, I was standing in my driveway and I was instructed by these mobster cartoon characters to stand there for something. I stood there patiently, then I saw a big creature, I forgot what it was but it was some giant cartoon animal. I really didn't care about it at first, then I walked inside my house, I forgot if it was either to avoid it or something else. Then the big thing attacked my house, I ran outside. I forgot what I did but I did something to get rid of it. Then I found myself in a really fancy building with the mobsters, the leader was talking to me about something but I forgot what it was. I remember we were traveling through elevators (the one in my dream went sideways and looked really high-classed), and up spiral stairways while he was talking to me. I went up on a balcony in the building, while on the balcony, I reached out to grab something, then my dad woke me up.

I don't know why my dreams are so weird like this, but I do know they revolve around some kind of building like the one above.

There was that one dream where my 4th Grade teacher attacked me, which took place on some very short strip market with an empty room, a Mexican restaurant, and a Goodwill-like store.

And another dream where my schoolmates kidnapped me took place in and around some giant roller-coaster building. Like from One Saturday Morning that used to air on abc.

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:finger:I am the master of spam. Deal with it.
The Elite Five Deviants
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